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Talc: You have been found guilty of misleading and perverting the young. I decree that you be hung b...

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A Confederacy of Dunces

This river is famed in atrocious song and verse; the most prevalent motif is one which attempts to m...

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I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel fr...

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A Confederacy of Dunces

It smells terrible in here.'Well, what do you expect? The human body, when confined, produces certai...

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Mothers got a hard road to travel, believe me.

A Confederacy of Dunces

Is my paranoia getting completely out of hand, or are you mongoloids really talking about me?

A Confederacy of Dunces

Apparently I lack some particular perversion which today's employer is seeking.

A Confederacy of Dunces

But I knew the way the people in the town thought about things. They always had some time left over ...

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This was the sort of girl who should be attending college, not ones like that dreadful Minkoff girl,...

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To you character is a psychosis. Integrity is a complex.

A Confederacy of Dunces

Had that poor Reilly kook really been proud of Levy Pants? He had always said that he was. That was ...

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I mingle with my peers or no one, and since I have no peers, I mingle with no one.

Mother doesn't cook, Ignatius said dogmatically, She burns.

A Confederacy of Dunces

Social Note: I have sought escape in the Prytania on more than one occasion, pulled by the attractio...

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I avoid that bleak first hour of the working day during which my still sluggish senses and body make...

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She ran into the bathroom and powdered her face and the front of her dress, drew a surrealistic vers...

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...I doubt very seriously whether anyone will hire me.'What do you mean, babe? You a fine boy with a...

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The day before me is fraught with God knows what horrors.

A Confederacy of Dunces

Oh, my God!" Ignatius bellowed from the front of the house. "What an egregious insult to good taste.

A Confederacy of Dunces

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John Kennedy Toole

Novelist

Born: 1937-12-17

Died: 1969-03-26

John Kennedy Toole (December 17, 1937 – March 26, 1969) was an American novelist best known for his posthumously published comic novel A Confederacy of Dunces, which won the Pulitzer Prize for Fiction in 1981.More