Cheese Quotes

Age is not important unless you're a cheese.

A corpse is meat gone bad. Well and what's cheese? Corpse of milk.

My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.

I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel fr...

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese

...Minnesota, Wisconsin, all around there... has the kind of women I liked when I was younger. Pale-...

I was one of those. I meddled with dark powers. Isummoned demons. I ate the entire little cheese, in...

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

You have to be a romantic to invest yourself, your money, and your time in cheese.

Bring a torch, if you've got one. It's as dark as hell and stinks of something far worse than cheese...

New Rule: Americans have to come up with a better cheese to represent the nation than American chees...

How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?

How can anyone govern a nation that has two hundred and forty-six different kinds of cheese?

Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log.

I'm famous for splurging at fast-food places. I'm currently obsessed with Taco Bell's bean and chees...