Holidays Quotes

After that I went home and Sally put what was left of me to bed; next day, being a Christian family,...

Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log.

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times...

Christmas it seems to me is a necessary festival; we require a season when we can regret all the fla...

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.

Thanksgiving is the holiday that encompasses all others. All of them, from Martin Luther King Day to...

Ah, my dad's whistle. On holidays when I was a kid, we would all be off in the rock pools along the ...

Kind 'Guardian' readers have been forwarding me round robin Christmas newsletters for years now: len...

I felt overstuffed and dull and disappointed, the way I always do the day after Christmas, as if wha...

My experience in Amsterdam is that cyclists ride where the hell they like and aim in a state of rage...

THE HOLIDAYS ARE RUINED!This book is one page long and just contains that one sentence.

The scientific creation story has majesty, power and beauty. and is infused with a powerful message ...

Christmas time! That man must be a misanthrope indeed, in whose breast something like a jovial feeli...

Having a birthday around the holidays was never easy and, with every successive year, it felt more a...

In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went...

Thank you," he says."Thank who?""I don't know.

On a busy day twenty-two thousand people come to visit Santa, and I was told that it is an elf's lot...

The rabbit of Easter. He bring of the chocolate.