"Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

A dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.
A dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.
A dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.
A dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.