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You wonder sometimes how our government puts on its pants in the morning.

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If the events of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can attack us, but they can't take away what makes us American -- ...more

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Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates.

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I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character.

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I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days.