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Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone else's.

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I was sprawled out in my usual position on the couch, half asleep but entirely drunk, torturing myself by tearing memories out of my mind at random li...more

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She got on a plane to see a client in California and somewhere over Colorado, the pilot somehow missed the sky.