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The tears come to my eyes so fast, there's just no way to stop them.

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Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone else's.

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I was sprawled out in my usual position on the couch, half asleep but entirely drunk, torturing myself by tearing memories out of my mind at random li...more

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We read off the ancient Hebrew words, with no idea of what they might mean, and the congregation responds with more words that they don't understand e...more