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Nurse Duckett found Yossarian wonderful and was already trying to change him.

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Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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The important thing is to keep them pledging," he explained to his cohorts. "It doesn't matter whether they mean it or not. That's why they make littl...more

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He found Luciana sitting alone at a table in the Allied officers' night club, where the drunken Anzac major who had brought her there had been stupid ...more

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Four times during the first six days they were assembled and briefed and then sent back. Once, they took off and were flying in formation when the con...more

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All through the night, men looked at the sky and were saddened by the stars.

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Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of this clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle.'That's some catch, that Catch-...more

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Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he's in his office.

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There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one's safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate wa...more

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No such private nights of ecstasy or hushed-up drinking and sex orgies ever occurred. They might have occurred if either General Dreedle or General Pe...more

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His heart cracked, and he fell in love. He wondered if she would marry him. “Tu sei pazzo,” she told him with a pleasant laugh. “Why am I crazy?” he a...more