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The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear.

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In the whole history of the world there is but one thing that money cannot buy...to wit--the wag of a dog's tail.

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A good way I know to find happiness, is to not bore a hole to fit the plug.

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As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them.

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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

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About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment.

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I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.