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My advice to those who are about to begin in earnest the journey of life is to take their heart in one hand and a club in the other.

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It ain't no disgrace for a man to fall but to lie there and grunt is.

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Love looks through a telescope envy through a microscope.

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Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.

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Most men would rather be charged with malice than with making a blunder.