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I sounded like Horton the Elephant. "A person is a person no matter how small." What the hell was I doing standing in the middle of a cave, in the dar...more

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I shook my head. "I'm good, Nicky helped."Nicky looked at Edward. "She's having one of those what-if-killing-feels-really-good, doesn't-that-make-me-a...more

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That's what underwear is for, girls, so if an emergency happens you only show your cookies to the people you love.

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One thing I've learned about vampires--they keep pulling new rabbits out of their cloaks. Big, fanged, carnivorous bunnies that'll eat your eyeballs i...more

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There had to be a circle of Hell where you were eternally fourteen, eternally in junior high. One of the lower circles.

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I worry that when you start quoting Machiavelli to justify your actions, you have ceased to be one of the good guys.

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He balled his hand into a fist. "You are such a bitch." "Woof, woof," I said.

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I'm not sure there are enough white roses in the world to make me forget Richard." I held up my hand before she could interrupt. "But I'm not sure the...more

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I will bathe in your warmth ma petite. Roll you around me until my heart beats only for you. My breath will grow warm from your kiss.

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Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright.

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Sometimes you deal with the devil not because you want to, but because if you don't, someone else will.

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Why is everything always my decision?" I asked.Because you will not tolerate anything else."Oh, I remembered now. "Great", I whispered.- Anita to Jean...more

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I just don't believe in helping people who are going to torture me. Though I don't see any bamboo slivers. How can you possibly torture someone withou...more

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Believe this, Bitch.

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Can the sarcasm,' he said. 'Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned.