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Whether vampires should have been declared ‘alive’ and full citizens of the United States of America was one of the big debates ranking right up there...more

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You can not die of grief, though it feels as if you can. A heart does not actually break, though sometimes your chest aches as if it is breaking. Grie...more

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I shook my head. "I'm good, Nicky helped."Nicky looked at Edward. "She's having one of those what-if-killing-feels-really-good, doesn't-that-make-me-a...more

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All I really wanted to do was cuddle back under the blankets, maybe with a certain stuffed toy penguin I knew. Yeah, hiding sounded good.

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Still it might be nice, once in a while, not to have to choose between evils. Just once, couldn't I choose the lesser good?

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You can't save everybody. In fact, there are days when I think you can't save anyone. Each person has to save himself first, then you can move in and ...more

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Accidental sex. He made it sound like I fell down, and there just happened to be an erection in the way.

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Out last chance is a cat's magic sight. We are doomed.

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We would never go shopping together or eat an entire cake while we complained about men. He'd never invite me over to his house for dinner or a barbec...more

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I hate women who complain about being fat when they're like a size 5. Anything under size 5 isn't a woman. It's a boy with breasts.

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His eyes widened just a bit, his lips flexed. I realized he was trying not to laugh. I hate it when people find my threats amusing.

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Death, especially violent death, will turn the meanest bastard in the world into a nice guy. Why is that?

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The rule is that if they have a weapon and want to take you someplace else, it is so they can kill you slower--Peter

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I'd never met coffee that wasn't wonderful. It was just a matter of how wonderful it was.

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The sunken grave would fade away, probably in my lifetime. If I could avoid killer zombies for a few years. And vampires. And gun-toting humans. Oh, h...more