"I continue to work on plays, but I've always felt that you could put a note in a bottle and send it offshore, and you'd have as much chance communicat...

When people come to my act any time after Thanksgiving, I usually say, You shouldn't be here. You should be shopping. Our economy depends on you! You should be out there buying stuff.'
When people come to my act any time after Thanksgiving, I usually say, You shouldn't be here. You sh...
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