"You may say what you want to, but in my opinion she had more sand in her than any girl I ever see; in my opinion she was just full of sand.

It's lovely to live on a raft. We had the sky up there, all speckled with stars, and we used to lay on our backs and look up at them, and discuss about whether they was made or only just happened.
~ Mark Twain ~












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