"It was pitiful for a person born in a wholesome free atmosphere to listen to their humble and hearty outpourings of loyalty toward their king and Chur...

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me it's the parts that I do understand.
~ Mark Twain ~












It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me it's the parts that I do u...
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