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Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions.

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Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do and play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.

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You may say what you want to, but in my opinion she had more sand in her than any girl I ever see; in my opinion she was just full of sand.

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Find a job you enjoy doing, and you will never have to work a day in your life.

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I was sorry to have my name mentioned as one of the great authors because they have a sad habit of dying off. Chaucer is dead Spenser is dead so is...more

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Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarte...more

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Make money and the whole world will conspire to call you a gentleman.

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The poorest paid architect, engineer, general, author, sculptor, painter, lecturer, advocate, legislator, actor, preacher, singer is constructively in...more

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One frequently only finds out how really beautiful a women is, until after considerable acquaintance with her.

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Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

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We have the best government that money can buy.

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Intellectual 'work' is misnamed; it is a pleasure, a dissipation, and is its own highest reward. The poorest paid architect, engineer, general, author...more

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But that is the way we are made: we don't reason, where we feel; we just feel.

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After all these years, I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without h...more

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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.