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You may say what you want to, but in my opinion she had more sand in her than any girl I ever see; in my opinion she was just full of sand.

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In your country and mine we should have the privilege of making fun of this kind of morality, but it would be unkind to do it here.Many of these peopl...more

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The source of all humor is not laughter, but sorrow.

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Heaven is by favor; if it were by merit your dog would go in and you would stay out. Of all the creatures ever made (man) is the most detestable. Of t...more

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A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught.

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Conservatism is the blind and fear-filled worship of dead radicals.

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Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarte...more

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Honesty: The best of all the lost arts.

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The government of my country snubs honest simplicity but fondles artistic villainy, and I think I might have developed into a very capable pickpocket ...more

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One frequently only finds out how really beautiful a women is, until after considerable acquaintance with her.

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Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

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Work like you don't need the money. Dance like no one is watching. And love like you've never been hurt.

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You can't reason with your heart; it has its own laws, and thumps about things which the intellect scorns.

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After all these years, I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without h...more

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It was a dreadful thing to see. Humans beings can be awful cruel to one another.