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Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms.

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I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.

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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.