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Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

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Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms.

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I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

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Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain.

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Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d druther not.