"Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.












Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
More Mark Twain quotes
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
"If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one...
"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
"Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are pliable.
"Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain.
"I am not one of those who in expressing opinions confine themselves to facts.