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Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

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The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.

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Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain.

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Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

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It gave an appalling idea of the value of an hour, and I thought I could never waste one again without remorse and terror.