"The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly everybody will side with you when you are in the right.












Good friends good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
More Mark Twain quotes
"Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
"It made me shiver. And I about made up my mind to pray, and see if I couldn't try to quit being the kind of a boy I was and be better. So I kneeled do...
"Grief can take care of itself but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.
"I felt good and all washed clean of sin for the first time I had ever felt so in my life, and I knowed I could pray now. But I didn't do it straight o...
"There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
"I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at once - all is discovered.' They all left town immediately.
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"I don't like to commit myself about Heaven and Hell, you see, I have friends in both places.
"It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.