"Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.












Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
More Mark Twain quotes
"If a cat sits on a hot stove, that cat won't sit on a hot stove again. That cat won't sit on a cold stove either. That cat just don't like stoves.
"Grief can take care of itself but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with.
"When we think of friends, and call their faces out of the shadows, and their voices out of the echoes that faint along the corridors of memory, and do...
"I felt good and all washed clean of sin for the first time I had ever felt so in my life, and I knowed I could pray now. But I didn't do it straight o...
"There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
"In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even openin...
"Find a job you enjoy doing, and you will never have to work a day in your life.
"′Classic′ - a book which people praise and don't read.
"I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at once - all is discovered.' They all left town immediately.
"The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to l...
"I don't like to commit myself about Heaven and Hell, you see, I have friends in both places.
"If books are not good company, where shall I find it?
"The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them.
"Good friends good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.