"Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks.












One ought always to lie, when one can do good by it;

More Mark Twain quotes
"A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught.
"In statesmanship get formalities right never mind about the moralities.
"Customs do not concern themselves with right or wrong or reason. But they have to be obeyed; one reasons all around them until he is tired, but he mus...
"Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does the work.
"It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
"Right is right, and wrong is wrong, and a body ain’t got no business doing wrong when he ain’t ignorant and knows better.
"That’s just the way: a person does a low-down thing, and then he don’t want to take no consequences of it. Thinks as long as he can hide it, it ain’t ...
"You can't pray a lie--I found that out.
"I wish I could make him understand that a loving good heart is riches enough, and that without it intellect is poverty.
"I said it was a brutal thing."No, it was a human thing. You should not insult the brutes by such a misuse of that word; they have not deserved it,
"I said it was a brutal thing."No, it was a human thing. You should not insult the brutes by such a misuse of that word; they have not deserved it.