"You have a very open relationship with your fans.""Yes. We have an open relationship. Obviously they can see other authors if they want, and I can see...
My people, we stay indoors. We have keyboards. We have darkness.
~ Neil Gaiman ~
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My people, we stay indoors. We have keyboards. We have darkness.
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