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One of my father's RULES FOR LIFE was to marry a woman who was smarter than you. "I did this," he would say to me, "and you should do it, too. I say, ...more

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Its easy to fall for someone that will find humor in every situation.

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That's good. And speaking of spelling, tell me -- do you wrap your head in a towel after you shower?

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If you're going to sit on someone's tombstone, you might as well know something about them, right?

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For desert, maybe we can split a couple of crumbs.

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Daddy loved his son. Daddy believed his son walked on water. Daddy, Mike had long ago decided, was an idiot.

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I’m stuck babysitting turtle eggs while a volleyball player slash grease monkey slash aquarium volunteer tries to hit on me.” I’m not hitting on you,”...more