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I have made a lot of mistakes falling in love, and regrettedmost of them, but never the potatoes that went with them.

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There's a reason why forty, fifty, and sixty don't look the way they used to, and it's not because of feminism, or better living through exercise. It'...more

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Every so often I would look at my women friends who were happily married and didn't cook, and I would always find myself wondering how they did it. Wo...more

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I love trash. I have never believed that kitsch kills. I tell you this, so you will understand that my antipathy toward 'Love Story' is not because I ...more

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When I buy a new book, I always read the last page first, that way in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side.