"No good deed goes unpunished.












Either this wallpaper goes, or I do.
More Oscar Wilde quotes
"The world is a stage and the play is badly cast.
"I like men who have a future and women who have a past.
"She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman.
"I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.
"I have nothing to declare except my genius.
"The English novels are the only relaxation of the intellectually unemployed. But one should not be too severe on them. They show a want of knowledge t...
"I quite agree with Dr. Nordau's assertion that all men of genius are insane, but Dr. Nordau forgets that all sane people are idiots.
"There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing.
"For he who lives more lives than one More deaths than one must die.
"A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.
"One should always be in love. That's the reason one should never marry.
"If you don't get everything you want, think of the things you don't get that you don't want.
"My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go.
"The only way a woman can ever reform a man is by boring him so completely that he loses all possible interest in life.