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The highest as the lowest form of criticism is a mode of autobiography. Those who find ugly meanings in beautiful things are corrupt without being cha...more

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I'm too old to know everything

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To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.

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I have no objection to anyone’s sex life as long as they don’t practice it in the street and frighten the horses.

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People who count their chickens before they are hatched act very wisely because chickens run about so absurdly that it's impossible to count them accu...more

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Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping.

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Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman

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LORD ILLINGWORTH: The soul is born old but grows young. That is the comedy of life.MRS ALLONBY: And the body is born young and grows old. That is life...more

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Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast

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The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.

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Oh, I hate the cheap severity of abstract ethics!

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A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

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Lady Bracknell, I hate to seem inquisitive, but would you kindly inform me who I am?

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Well I won't argue about the matter. You always want to argue about things.That is exactly what things were originally made for.

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Books are well written, or badly written. That is all.