"It has been well said that an author who expects results from a first novel is in a position similar to that of a man who drops a rose petal down the ...

She looked away. Her attitude seemed to suggest that she had finished with him, and would be obliged if somebody would come and sweep him up.
~ P. G. Wodehouse ~












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