"It has been well said that an author who expects results from a first novel is in a position similar to that of a man who drops a rose petal down the ...

I never feel really comfortable unless I am either actually writing or have a story going. I could not stop writing.
~ P. G. Wodehouse ~












I never feel really comfortable unless I am either actually writing or have a story going. I could n...
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