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I blame feminism and Facebook for the death of the American automobile. I'm a Republican, so I blame everything on feminism - or commies.

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My whole family can talk. They are all car salesmen. They are all funny.

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If you ask the government to solve all of your problems, it's a bit like asking your wife to cook and clean, to raise the children, to hold down a sec...more

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Children live in the only successful Marxist state ever created: the family. 'From each according to his ability, to each according to his need' is th...more

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There is the love and marriage and family kind of happiness, which is exceedingly boring to describe but nonetheless is important to have and dreadful...more

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Cars let us out of the barn and, while they were at it, destroyed the American nuclear family. As anyone who has had an American nuclear family can te...more