Phone Quotes
Usually if you pray from the heart, you get an answer—the phone rings or the mail comes, and light g...
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Is this Clarissa Fray?" The voice on the other end of the phone sounded familiar, though not immedia...
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There comes a time in a man's life when he hears the call of the sea. If the man has a brain in his ...
Show MoreDon't write anything you can phone. Don't phone anything you can talk. Don't talk anything you can w...
Show MoreI shouted into the phone, but there was no reply. Silence floated up from the receiver like smoke fr...
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Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.
Communism is like one big phone company.
Voicemail #1: “Hi, Isabel Culpeper. I am lying in my bed, looking at the ceiling. I am mostly naked....
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Sometimes I think it is because we remember when we could smoke in pubs, and that we pull our phones...
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Fame and fortune are calling. Are we taking the call or blocking the number?

The killjoys initiated automobile crash standards so rigorous that we can't buy a car that hasn't be...
Show MoreWe are living in a generation where people ‘in love’ are free to touch each other’s private parts bu...
Show MoreIf it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
The joke in our family is that we can cry reading the phone book.