P. J. O'Rourke quote: Even I realized that money was to politicians what the eucalyptus tree is to koala bears: food, water, shelter, and ...

Even I realized that money was to politicians what the eucalyptus tree is to koala bears: food, water, shelter, and something to crap on.

~ P. J. O'Rourke ~

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