Rita Rudner quote: Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it. If you feel the need to ...

Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it. If you feel the need to marry a doctor I suggest a dermatologist. Good hours free Retin-A.

~ Rita Rudner ~

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