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Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

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Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

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It's amazing how important your job is when you want the day off - and how unimportant it is when you want a raise.

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Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there I go to work.