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Okra is the closest thing to nylon I've ever eaten. It's like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the mo...more

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I write on big yellow legal pads - ideas in outline form when I'm doing stand-up and stuff. It's vivid that way. I can't type it into an iPad - I thin...more

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You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

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I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.