"She gave him a strange maternal grin.For the first time, clearly, the thought surfaced in Paul Sheldon’s mind: I am introuble here. This woman is not ...

A boy who once wiped his ass with poison ivy probably doesn't belong in a smart people's club.
~ Stephen King ~












A boy who once wiped his ass with poison ivy probably doesn't belong in a smart people's club.

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