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By the time he was done with the deer it had been dark three hours and his bad leg was singing 'Ave Maria'.

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People who leave their drugs in a bathroom the guests use are just asking for trouble.

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What I know now is that gallant young men rarely get pussy. Put it on a sampler and hang it in your kitchen.

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She ran out of her marriage the way a woman can run out of a pair of sandals when she decides to let go and really dash.