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The universe is big, its vast and complicated, and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles. An...more

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I'd forgotten not all victories are about saving the universe.

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This was supposed to be yesterday. I was sitting on the Cardiff/London train, supposedly about to write this very column, and realising something quit...more

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The Doctor: You betrayed me. You betrayed my trust, you betrayed our friendship, you betrayed everything I ever stood for. You let me down!Clara: Then...more

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Hitler: Thank you, whoever you are. I think you just saved my life.The Doctor: Believe me... It was an accident.

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The Doctor: I've seen bigger.Clara: Really?The Doctor: Are you joking? It's massive!

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Well we've moved through the funfair a bit - we've done the rollercoaster, now we're on the ghost train.

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We're all stories, in the end.

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Is there a word for 'total screaming genius' that sounds modest and a tiny bit sexy?

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Heroes are important. Heroes tell us who we want to be but when they made this particular hero they didn’t give him a gun, they gave him a screwdriver...more

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The universe is big. It's vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes—very rarely—impossible things just happen and we call them miracles.

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When you run with the Doctor, it feels like it'll never end. But however hard you try you can't run forever. Everybody knows that everybody dies and n...more

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Madge: I don't know why I keep shouting at them.The Doctor: Because every time you see them happy you remember how sad they're going to be. And it bre...more

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There are two events in everybody’s life that nobody remembers. Two moments experienced by every living thing. Yet no one remembers anything about the...more

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Maybe I'm in Hell. That's okay, I'm not scared of Hell - it's just Heaven for bad people.