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The ideal death, I think, is what was the ideal Victorian death, you know, with your grandchildren around you, a bit of sobbing. And you say goodbye t...more

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The only things known to go faster than ordinary light is monarchy, according to the philosopher Ly Tin Weedle. He reasoned like this: you can't have ...more

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My experience in Amsterdam is that cyclists ride where the hell they like and aim in a state of rage at all pedestrians while ringing their bell loudl...more

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They want dancing girls! They want thrills! They want elephants! They want people falling off roofs! They want dreams! The world is full of little peo...more

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You're wondering if I really would slit your throat. To tell the truth, I don't know either, but think of the fun we could have finding out.