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Miss Dearheart gave him a very brief look, and shook her head. There was movement under the table, a small fleshy kind of noise and the drunk suddenly...more

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It's madness, of course', thought Moist. 'But now I've got it, too.

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This is a lovely party," said the Bursar to a chair, "I wish I was here.

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The only really sane person in there is Igor, and possibly the turnip. And I'm not sure about the turnip.

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Insanity is catching.

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Do you think it's possible for an entire nation to be insane?

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Ridcully sighed.'All right, you fellows,' he said. 'No magic at Table, you know the rules. Who's playing silly buggers?'The other senior wizards stare...more

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Your own brain ought to have the decency to be on your side!