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If women were as good as men they'd be a lot better!

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High magic requires a great clarity of thought, you see, and women's talents do not lie in that direction. Their brains tend to overheat.

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Handle with care. Probably has Views. Do not attempt to kiss hand.

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Nanny Ogg was an attractive lady, which is not the same as being beautiful. She fascinated Casanunda. She was an incredibly comfortable person to be a...more

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You're not going to tell me they built fifty-foot-high killer golems, are you?""Only a man would think of that.It's our job," said Moist. "If you don'...more

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We're dealing here," said Vimes, "With a twisted mind.""Oh, no! You think so?""Yes.""But... no... you can't be right. Because Nobby was with us all th...more

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And a woman by herself is missing a man, while a man by himself is his own master. Trousers. That's the secret. Trousers and a pair of socks. I never ...more

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Unseen University had never admitted women, muttering something about problems with the plumbing, but the real reason was an unspoken dread that if wo...more

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Historical Re-creation, he thought glumly, as they picked their way across, under, over or through the boulders and insect-buzzing heaps of splintered...more

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Sybil’s female forebears had valiantly backed up their husbands as distant embassies were besieged, had given birth on a camel or in the shade of a st...more

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Gossiping's part of witchcraft,' said Tiffany. 'They're checking to see if they've gone batty yet.

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The Fool held his breath. On long nights on the hard flagstones he had dreamed of women like her. Although, if he really thought about it, not much li...more