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Anyone with half a mind could see that," said Tiffany.Miss Tick sighed. "Yes. But sometimes it's so hard to find half a mind when you need one.

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Granny was an old-fashioned witch. She didn’t do good for people, she did right by them.

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Do you understand what’s going on here?”Hodgesaargh took another slow look at the scene. “No,” he said.“In that case’s not my job to understand this s...more

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Do you understand what I'm saying?"shouted Moist. "You can't just go around killing people!""Why Not? You Do." The golem lowered his arm."What?" snapp...more

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She heard him mutter, 'Can you take away this grief?''I'm sorry,' she replied. 'Everyone asks me. And I would not do so even if I knew how. It belongs...more

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In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of thecat, although in this case there were three determinate states the catcould be...more

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The hippo of recollection stirred in the muddy waters of the mind.

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Tiffany found her mind filling up with an invisible gray mist, and in that thought there was nothing but grief. She could feel herself trying to push ...more

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Tiffany thought of the little spot in the woods where Granny Weatherwax lay. Remembered. And knew that You had been right. Granny Weatherwax was indee...more

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It doesn't stop being magic just because you know how it works.

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When in doubt, choose to live.

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I told her we were going to get married, and all she could talk about was frogs.She said there's these hills where it's hot and rains all the time, an...more

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Wisdom is one of the few things that looks bigger the further away it is.