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If you have enough book space, I don't want to talk to you.

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Books must be treated with respect, we feel that in our bones, because words have power. Bring enough words together they can bend space and time.

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It was also a room full of books and made of books. There was no actual furniture; this is to say, the desk and chairs were shaped out of books. It lo...more

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Words have power, you understand? It is in the nature of our universe. Our library itself distorts time and space on quite a grand scale. Well, when t...more

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People flock in, nevertheless, in search of answers to those questions only librarians are considered to be able to answer, such as "Is this the laund...more

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Aziraphale collected books. If he were totally honest with himself he would have to have admitted that his bookshop was simply somewhere to store them...more

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Several times he had to flatten himself against the shelves as a thesaurus thundered by. He waited patiently as a herd of Critters crawled past, grazi...more

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Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.

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He helped the Librarian up. There was a red glow in the ape's eyes. It had tried to steal his books. This was probably the best proof any wizard could...more

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It looked like the sort of book described in library catalogues as 'slightly foxed', although it would be more honest to admit that it looked as thoug...more

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There are some laws that are coded into the very nature of the universe, and one is: There Is Never Enough Shelf Space.