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THERE IS NO JUSTICE" said Death "JUST ME

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It's not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren't doing.

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To Tiffany's surprise, Nanny Ogg was weeping gently. Nanny took another swig from her flagon and wiped her eyes. 'Cryin' helps sometimes,' she said. '...more

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The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head.

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Cats do not hunt seals. They would hunt them if they knew what seals and where to find them. But they do not know, so it's okay.

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It's rude to stare," said the troll. Its mouth opened with a little crest of foam, and shut again in exactly the same way that water closes over a sto...more

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The dogged determination and patience of one person to do what is Right and Necessary may not always win the day or even be noticed, but it will tip t...more

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...Granny Weatherwax, who had walked nightly without fear in the bandit-haunted forests of the mountains all her life in the certain knowledge that th...more

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Er, excuse me,' said the man as Nanny Ogg turned away, 'but what is that on your shoulders?''It's. . . a fur collar,' said Nanny.'Excuse me, but I jus...more

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I am certain no one sets out to be cruel, but our treatment of the elderly ill seems to have no philosophy to it. As a society, we should establish wh...more

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Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.

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Mind you,” said Ponder, “the universe does have a rhythm. Day and night, light and dark, life and death—” “Chicken soup and croutons,” said Ridcully. ...more

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NEITHER RAIN NOR SNOW NOR GLOM OF NIT CAN STAY THESE MESENGERS ABOT THEIR DUTY

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That was an important rule of any game: always make it easy for people to give you money.

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It's like people care more about their pride than about what's correct, about the truth.