"I read anything that’s going to be interesting. But you don’t know what it is until you’ve read it. Somewhere in a book on the history of false teeth ...
His granny taught him to read, see. I reckon it overheated his mind.
~ Terry Pratchett ~
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His granny taught him to read, see. I reckon it overheated his mind.
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