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Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with.

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If you ever injected truth into politics you would have no politics.

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There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.

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The more you read and observe about this Politics thing,you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.The one that's out always looks the b...more

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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.

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The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.

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The Republicans have their splits right after election and Democrats have theirs just before an election.

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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of Congress?

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There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.