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If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.

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If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

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The worst that you can say about him (God) is that basically he's an underachiever.

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As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

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God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.