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How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

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Because it's much more pleasant to be obsessed over how the hero gets out of his predicament than it is over how I get out of mine.

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To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition.

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I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was...more